Love Enid? Buy Greene!

Announce your allegiance to the Greene in
style with this superb cotton T-shirt.
Mysterious purple smudge should fade after a few washes.
Microwave-friendly.

Let everyone know your political affiliation
with this lovely and non-derivative cap.
Lovingly hueshifted by Photoshop experts.

Profess your Greeneness to the world
with this special "Hello I am Greene" pin.
After all, every one of us has a bit of Greene inside of them.
Not washable due to the spirits.

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